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  • Destroying Wishes

    I'm in a playing mood....


    It's a kind of association-chain, the idea came from another forum.
    One poster expresses a wish. The next poster is granting this wish, but at the same time destroying it, and in turn expressesing a wish himself.

    Example:

    Originally posted by Poster A
    I wish I had unlimited money
    Originally posted by Poster B
    Wish granted, thousands of people besiege your house and ask for a donation.

    I wish we would have nice weather once again
    Originally posted by Poster C
    Wish granted, as of now it has 108°F every day.

    I wish...



    I wish a had cookies...



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    Last edited by hairmetal-81; 11-11-13, 06:27 PM.
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    Greetings from Switzerland,
    - Dänoh



    "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

    http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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    Wish granted, you computer is riddled with cookies and slowed down to a crawl. You need to re-install all your software.

    I wish I had a good bottle of wine at home.
    DTX700, eDRUMin 4+10, A2E Dixon kit, Yamaha cymbals, FSR HH
    Kit Pix http://vdrums.com/forum/album.php?albumid=613

    My new venture, HiEnd Speakers. : voglosounds.com

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    • #3
      Wish granted, but you will have to squeeze it yourself from bunches of grapes!

      I wish I had more hair...
      Last edited by hairmetal-81; 11-11-13, 08:05 PM.
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      Greetings from Switzerland,
      - Dänoh



      "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

      http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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      • #4
        Originally posted by hairmetal-81 View Post
        Wish granted, but you will have to squeeze it yourself from bunches of grapes!

        I wish I had more hair...
        Wish granted, but you'll have to shave your legs and weave that hair to your head!

        I wish it did not get dark so early this time of year...
        TD50 Digital Pack, TD30 and TD9 Modules, custom made pads, Gen16 crashes, and hats plus a few other things that I'm not sure what to do with or why they're still in my kit. Bands: Espada http://www.musicaespada.com/ and JamCo https://www.facebook.com/JamcoEntertainment, https://www.jamcoband.com/

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BWaj View Post

          Wish granted, but you'll have to shave your legs and weave that hair to your head!

          I wish it did not get dark so early this time of year...

          Wish granted. It will get dark early during all the other seasons of the year!

          I wish I could walk on mars...
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          Greetings from Switzerland,
          - Dänoh



          "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

          http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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          • #6
            Originally posted by hairmetal-81 View Post
            I wish I could walk on mars...
            Wish granted. But you should have brought a helmet.

            I wish this silly thread would end...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Innovine View Post

              Wish granted. But you should have brought a helmet.

              I wish this silly thread would end...

              Wish granted.
              Alan will close this thread, but not just this one, though...
              In fact, he will close down all threads - vdrums.com will be ceased, because it's too expensive.

              I wish for a cup of coffee....
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              Greetings from Switzerland,
              - Dänoh



              "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

              http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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              • #8
                Wish granted, here's your cup of coffee, but they were out of milk, so they substituted it with soy bean milk and the cinnamon with chili powder (believe me, if you've never tried, it tastes horrible to a coffee lover!)

                I wish people would be willing to work a bit to inform themselves and read some books before asking questions ...
                DTX700, eDRUMin 4+10, A2E Dixon kit, Yamaha cymbals, FSR HH
                Kit Pix http://vdrums.com/forum/album.php?albumid=613

                My new venture, HiEnd Speakers. : voglosounds.com

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                • #9
                  wish granted, in library's all around the world,
                  people are reading books, on internet people
                  inform themselves and all haven't asked
                  questions yet..

                  i wish no one could post after this post,
                  meaning this is the last line in this thread : p
                  Audio | Video | Roland/Yamaha e-kit | Sonor/Gretsch a-kit | Zildjian/Sabian/Ufip cymbals

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                  • #10
                    Wish granted, but somebody else had a Genie in the bottle and wished to continue.

                    I wish Roland kits weren't so expensive.....
                    My bands: Alter Ego, Arcanum
                    E Kit = Roland TDW-20s kit // Roland SPD-S// Pearl Demon Drives//
                    A Kit = Tama Swingstar 5 pc (1981) w/roto toms (orig owner!) //Zildjians
                    A Kit = Natal 6 pc with Paiste 2000 & Zildjian/MidiKNights/DrumSplitters

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kenster View Post
                      Wish granted, but somebody else had a Genie in the bottle and wished to continue.

                      I wish Roland kits weren't so expensive.....

                      Wish granted. 2box will double its' prices, and Yamaha in turn will increase the DTX-900 to twice the TD-30KV's level, which makes Roland seem like a bargain.

                      I wish the kids of today would be reasonable...
                      Last edited by hairmetal-81; 11-12-13, 05:33 PM.
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                      Greetings from Switzerland,
                      - Dänoh



                      "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

                      http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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                      • #12
                        Wish granted, but now the "standard of reasonableness" has been changed to match that of some dude named Kenster, whom we were warned NOT to base it on.

                        I wish I had more time to play video games....
                        My bands: Alter Ego, Arcanum
                        E Kit = Roland TDW-20s kit // Roland SPD-S// Pearl Demon Drives//
                        A Kit = Tama Swingstar 5 pc (1981) w/roto toms (orig owner!) //Zildjians
                        A Kit = Natal 6 pc with Paiste 2000 & Zildjian/MidiKNights/DrumSplitters

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                        • #13
                          Wish granted. You are now chief beta-tester for 'Hairmetal Entertainment' and you get play 'Dänoh's Boring Life', episodes I, II, III and IV, day-in, day-out.

                          I wish for a new pair of shoes...
                          Last edited by hairmetal-81; 12-16-13, 06:05 PM.
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                          Greetings from Switzerland,
                          - Dänoh



                          "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

                          http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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                          • #14
                            Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of a pair of size 23 EEEEEE saddle shoes, and large red rubber nose, a shabby, patched coat, and a contract for a five-year stint as a clown in the Barnum and Bailey Circus!

                            I wish I had the drumming abilities of Steve Gadd.
                            I’d rather be told the ugly truth than handed a pretty lie.

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                            • #15
                              Wish granted. You have the drumming-abilities of Steve Gadd.
                              However, Justin Bieber has become aware of this, and is hiring you as a touring-drummer for his next couple of lengthy world-tours. You will be hearing pretty much his music only, for many years of your life.

                              I wish I had a shiny new car....
                              Last edited by hairmetal-81; 11-13-13, 07:47 PM.
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                              Greetings from Switzerland,
                              - Dänoh



                              "My best friends' name is J-SON. They used to call him 'Mr. Parse.' He has an 'Error'..!"

                              http://www.vdrums.com/forum/core/cus...ar33631_4.jpeg

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