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Originally posted by jimiguy View PostBrings a 46" Chinese gong (for big endings) - $75.
Brings two timpani (for really big endings) - $100.
Plays disco beat on "A Train" - $200.
Plays shuffle on "Mustang Sally" - $100.
Takes a break when the leader says "A request for Take 5" - $25.
Plays blast beats during "Johnny B. Goode" - $500.
Mentions to host that "DJs are the wave of the future" - $100.
Excessive Sweating - $5000.
LISTENING to Rosanna, even in private with headphones on - $50.
Extends solo in Zep's "Rock & Roll" to 10 minutes - $1000.
Roto toms - $50 each.
Hits on singer's girlfriend - $5.
Hits on club owner's wife - $1000.
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You missed some mate.
Counting in the wrong tempo.
Counting in and playing the wrong number.
Loosing your way in a feel and coming in 1/2 a bar late.
Dropping your *** during a number and stopping to pick it up.
Trying to catch the bar maids eye while your playing to get another pint.
Wearing sunglasses cause the lights are to bright.
Running to the bar between numbers.
Having too many and falling off your throne.
Asking the club manager if he knows who in the audience has got some weed to sell.
Nailing wooden battens to the stage to stop your base drum moving.
Chatting up some dubious looking girl during the break and giving her your singers phone number instead of yours.
Conning some guy to stay on late to load your drums onto the van, on the pretence youll send him and his mates tickets for your next university gig.
Im not speaking from experience here. Huh
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That is funny.. Lowest fine is:
Never shows up for the next set -- $1.TD-6v, (3x)CY-8, (4x)PD-8's (2x)PD-6's (1x)PD-80R (1)KD-8 http://www.cstoliker.com/Drums/
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having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the set and going.Pearl Mimic pro, A to E 7 piece Pearl Decade maple, ddrum Deccabons, Ddrum DDTi, UFO X-bar triggers, Real feel heads, Gibraltar rack, VH13, PD105 side snare, Roc-N-Soc,Tama Iron Cobra, Iron cobra high hat stand, Cobra clutch, Pearl throne thumper, Roland and Kit Toys cymbals, Roland KC 500, Promark
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