Out of 100 drummers ...

[Marc.]

... how many does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the bulb and 99 to stand around and say "I can do that".

[KIKWEAR]

YEAH AND MARC IS THE ONE STANDING AROUND---
DORK--

[Electrode]

And are you one of the other 98, KIKWEAR?

Come on, man... don't be immature. Let Marcos have his fun, and let's get on with our lives, OK?



Don't call him a dork. He's got a better-looking kit than you have, and I'll bet he's good at playing too!

You're only expressing how immature you really are. And that's a fact.

[This message has been edited by Electrode (edited July 27, 2001).]

[ufotofu]

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to assure everybody that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

[studioVjeff]

How many Psycologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only 1 but the light bulb has to really want to change...

Jeff

[Marc.]

Originally posted by Electrode:
...Let Marcos have his fun, and let's get on with our lives, OK?

OK!

Should I tell him the one about the frog?

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[Stixx777]

I thought it was none, because there is a machine that can do it better.

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Ted H.
www.tocsinrocks.com

[KIKWEAR]

ELECTROBE??? Thats original?? wow and I was thinking nothing original @ all even came out of the UK??? since when have they been selling U guys V-DRUMS, do you even know how to play the drums out there?? Ive heard alot of electronic music from the UK and it surely seems you guys DO NOT know how to make beats?? anyhow, when answering some one to tell them to not be immature, try reading what you wrote to me?? NOW THATS IMMATURE--I dont blame you, look where your from??

[KIKWEAR]

ELECTROBE??? Thats original?? wow and I was thinking nothing original @ all even came out of the UK??? since when have they been selling U guys V-DRUMS, do you even know how to play the drums out there?? Ive heard alot of electronic music from the UK and it surely seems you guys DO NOT know how to make beats?? anyhow, when answering some one to tell them to not be immature, try reading what you wrote to me?? NOW THATS IMMATURE--I dont blame you, look where your from??

[BINARY]

Here are a few simple adminitions for you KIKWEAR:

As of now, you have proven yourself to be a completely useless member of this board. When the day comes that you have a legitimate question or concern, I doubt anyone here will feel compelled to help you.

You are unproven. You mock people here, but I would challenge you to post an MP3 of youself playing drums, and if it's anything but awful then maybe someone here might give you one ounce of respect, but until that time comes, you have not contributed in any way to this board.

Noone cares what you think.

I'm sure that in your mind, you concieve your approach as humorous, but it probably won't come as a surprise to you that we've seen a thousand people just like you in here before, and we'll see a thousand more.
Noone respects you for what you say or for how you say it. Noone will get riled up by your posts, because we're all far too used to it. What you're doing is not original, nor is it entertaining to anyone but yourself.

Anyone that has read your posts here or your enlightening contributions to the "Linkin Park" thread thinks nothing other than what we all know -

The people like you that come in here fall into one of two categories:

High School kids and terrible drummers.

You're probably both, judging by your clearly substandard grasp of punctuation and proper upper-case useage.

Real drummers (translating to "good" drummers) come here to find and share knowledge.

Do you know what will happen to you? I do.

You'll either change, or you'll leave.

As a matter of fact, I challenge the members of this board to not reply to another post by KIKWEAR, period. Anyone with me?

BINARY

[szvook]

Originally posted by BINARY:
Here are a few simple adminitions for you KIKWEAR:

As of now, you have proven yourself to be a completely useless member of this board. When the day comes that you have a legitimate question or concern, I doubt anyone here will feel compelled to help you.

You are unproven. You mock people here, but I would challenge you to post an MP3 of youself playing drums, and if it's anything but awful then maybe someone here might give you one ounce of respect, but until that time comes, you have not contributed in any way to this board.

Noone cares what you think.

I'm sure that in your mind, you concieve your approach as humorous, but it probably won't come as a surprise to you that we've seen a thousand people just like you in here before, and we'll see a thousand more.
Noone respects you for what you say or for how you say it. Noone will get riled up by your posts, because we're all far too used to it. What you're doing is not original, nor is it entertaining to anyone but yourself.

Anyone that has read your posts here or your enlightening contributions to the "Linkin Park" thread thinks nothing other than what we all know -

The people like you that come in here fall into one of two categories:

High School kids and terrible drummers.

You're probably both, judging by your clearly substandard grasp of punctuation and proper upper-case useage.

Real drummers (translating to "good" drummers) come here to find and share knowledge.

Do you know what will happen to you? I do.

You'll either change, or you'll leave.

As a matter of fact, I challenge the members of this board to not reply to another post by KIKWEAR, period. Anyone with me?

BINARY

Count me in BINARY.

KIKWEAR, you f-u-c-k-e-d up big time.

I also move towards deleting KIKWEAR'S posts in general from this forum until further notice.

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szvook

[This message has been edited by szvook (edited July 28, 2001).]

[Electrode]

Ooh... Please don't hurt me KIKWEAR... I don't wanna get hurt...

You spelt "Electrode" wrong -- it's with a "d" not a "b". Tells me something about you, but I'll keep it to myself. Other people know what I'm talking about.

And for your information, a lot of good things have come out of the UK (except Tony Blair and "New" Labour -- bleugh). People who have been here testify to that.

Binary, count me in too! After what KIKWEAR blurted at me I think it's high time we see people like him (or should that be "things like 'it' ") out. Let's be nice to him (it?) and show him (it?) how to use a door, shall we?

And I DO know how to play the drums (contrary to *ahem* not-so-popular belief). I'll get an MP3 up here soon for those sceptics out there.

[This message has been edited by Electrode (edited July 28, 2001).]

[Electrode]

Oh, and Marcos?

Go on!! Tell us the one about the frog! We'll all listen and have a good laugh!!

Anyone want a beer?

(I think KIKWEAR has had enough to drink already though. After all, why would he post that oh-so-hurtful message to me TWICE? Did he think it would have double the impact?)

*s*******

[This message has been edited by Electrode (edited July 28, 2001).]

[BINARY]

Originally posted by Electrode:

And I DO know how to play the drums (contrary to *ahem* not-so-popular belief). I'll get an MP3 up here soon for those sceptics out there.

I hope you know I wasn't talking about you.

BINARY

[Electrode]

I know. That's probably why you addressed that rant to KIKWEAR. I was addressing my reply to KIKWEAR too, although it would be interesting to hear constructive criticism from anyone here who wants to listen to li'l ol' me play V-drums...