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  • If I only had a brain

    While I was waiting for my new ddrum module to come (either tomorrow or Friday), I got bored and came up with this parody. I know it's cheesy. Just think of the words going with the scarecrow's song from the Wizard of Oz.

    IF I ONLY HAD A [DRUM] BRAIN


    I could while away the hours, with neither bath nor shower,
    Ďtil folks think Iím insane.
    But Iíd just be drumminí
    and the music would be comminí
    If I only had a brain.

    I would trigger until dinner, cuz my drum brainís a winner,
    Itís sounds are never plain.
    With the things Iíd be playiní
    Any wise man would be sayiní
    "If I only had a brain."

    Oh I could tell you why drummersí wrists get sore.
    I would drum up things Iíve never drummed before.
    And then Iíd sit, and drum some more.

    Iíd be playing more percussion cuz neighbors wonít be hushiní
    My chops right down the drain.
    With drums that sound so pretty,
    I could play like old Steve Smitty
    If I only had a brain.


    Josh T

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    We are a strange breed aren't we?
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    [This message has been edited by rus (edited February 07, 2001).]
    \oo/_ :mad: _\oo/

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    • #3
      Brings to mind an old classic rock song....Too much time on my hands.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by feefer:
        I'd just like to point out that this is one of those Ddrums types
        Yeah, strange people. Writing lyrics, posting messages on the wrong discussion board, and always wanting the best module
        Robert

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        • #5
          LOL - that was wonderful

          Thanks Josh

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